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Hey it is the time of Happy valentines day again..... Valentines bloody day. I don't know how I control myself from the immense excitement from using these Happy Valentines Day Funny SMS Messages. Please note the complete and utter sarcasm hidden in the latter statement. What a load of crap. Happy Valentines day 2020 funny jokes is one great big facade.

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Chinki Ab Umar Mein 18 Saal Ki Ho Chuki Thhi.
Ek Din Uski Maa Ne Socha Ki Aaj Iski Pariksha Leti Hu.
Maa: “Chinki, Maan Lo Ki Tum Kisi Andheri Aur Tang Gali Se Raat Ke Waqt Gujar Rahi Ho, Aur Samne Se Koi Aadmi Tumahare Samne Aa Jata Hai, Aur Uske Iraade Bhi Nek Nahi Hai To Tum Kya Karogi?”
Chinki Kuch Sochkar Boli: “Main Us Aadmi Ko Apne Kareeb Aane Ko Kahoongi”
Maan Hairan Hokar: “Phir?”
Chinki: “Phir Main Use Shirt Utarne Ko Kahungi”
Maan: “Hey Bhagwan, Phir?”
Chinki: “Phir Main Apni Skirt Upar Uthaungi, Ya Apni Top Ke 2 Button Kholungi”
Maan: “Hey Bhagwan Mujhe Apne Paas Bula Le, Phir?”
Chinki: “Phir Main Use Pent Nichhe Karne Ko Kahoongi”
Maan Lagbhag Behosh Hoti Hue: “Kamini Phir Kya Karegi?”
Chinki: “Karna Kya Hai, Mene Us Aadmi Ki Pent Nichhe Sarkwa Di Thi, Main To Sar Par Paanv Rakh Kar Bhagungi, Aur Aadmi Apni Paanvon Tak Giri Pent Mein Fans Kar Gir Padega”Happy Valentines Day

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ye pehnu
wo pehnu
me kya pehnu
tu kuch b pehen le bhen ki lodi
humari nazar to tere BOBE par hi rahegi
1 Ldki ki T Shirt pe car bani hui thi.
1 Baccha use Dekh rha tha
Ldki:Car chalani h Kya?
Baccha:nhi car nhi chalani par agar aap ki ijazat ho to horn bja lu :):)Happy Valentines Day

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GF And BF Adult Jokes
She : How are you ?
me : Upset ..
she : why Baby ?
me : Yaar kal mere Helicopter
Mai blast hogya …
she : Tere Paas Helicopter hai ?
me : Haan yaar Uper se Mujhe
meri Harley Davidson Bhee nahi
mil Rahi ..
she : Harley
me : Haan yaar pata nahi konse
Bangle ke Garage mai Khdi
kardi …
she : Omg Bangla ..
me : Haan Yaar GTA VICE CITY mai ..
She : Bhaag Bhosdina
‪#‎Blocked‬Happy Valentines Day

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Kiss on hand: I adore you;
Kiss on cheek: Let’s be friends;
Kiss on neck: I want you;
Kiss on lips: I love you;
Kiss anywhere else: Let’s not get carried away!
Lots of kisses for you almost everywhere!
Happy Valentine’s day!

Today is National Condom day!
A survey report says that 65% of all women carry condoms. The other 35% carry babies.
Choose how you spend your Valentine day!
Happy Valentines Day 2020
Ek Ladki ki 5 Crore ki lottery nikli .
Company ne socha achanak bataaya to ladki khushi se mar sakti hai.
Usne Pappu ko ye kaam saunpa ki aise batao ki wo khushi se mar na jaaye.
PAPPU ne ja ke us Ladki ko bola Farz karo aap ka 5 Crore ka Inaam nikle to kya karogi?
Ladki: Aap ke saamne ‘nangi’ ho jaaungi..
Aap meri chut me apna lund dalna jitni baar chaho…
Mai aapka lund chusungi…
Aap mere bobe chusna meri gaand b maar lena…
Aur jaise tumara man kare waise karna
Or aadha inaam b tumhe de dungi.
Behen ka lauda Pappu khushi se mar gya…!Happy Valentines Day

Sometimes we make love with our eyes;
Sometimes we make love with our hands;
Sometimes we make love with our bodies;
Always we make love with our hearts.Happy Valentines Day

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Jibh pakdi ne bolo…
Tari firki ma maro doro.
Happy Uttrayan in advance .
To Meri Pyariyo Mitar Ladkiyo (Girl-Friends)
Ko Valentines Day Pe Chota Sa Gift..
Ye Joke Kaisa Laga Aapko Batana Jarur.
Mujhe Bahut Si Complaints Milti Hai
Ki Main Hamesha Ladkiyo Ki Beizzti Pe Hi Jokes Likhta Hun.
Aaj Se Main Ab Ladkiyo Ki Puri Care Karunga
Aur Unki Tarif Mein Bhi Jokes Likha Karunga. :)
Ab Meri Koi Girl Friend To Hai Nahi Na
Jo Mujhe In Cheez Ka Pata Ho,
Isliye Umeed Karta Hun Ki Is Valintines Day Pe
Aap Mein Se Koi Na Koi Kanya Jarur Mujhe Ye Suhana Avsar Degi ( Ek Se Jyada Bhi Ho Jaye To Bhi Chalengi :p)
Hehehehehe
Ladkiyaan chahe jitni dieting kar lein,
kitna bhi poshtic khaana khaaye slim hone ke liye
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Sirf ek ladka unhe mota bana sakta hai
Happy Valentines Day

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 ब्रा खोलो तो पर्वत मिलता है,
पेन्टी खोलो तो खाई मिलती है,
कितनी भी थकान हो लेकिन
पर्वत पर चढे बिना रहा नही
जाता ओर खाई मे गिरे बिना
मजा नही आता
वक़्त वक़्त की बात है भेनचोद
आमिर खान
नंगा होकर काम कर रहा है और
सनी लियॉन
कपड़े पहन कर।
एक बार नहीं सौ बार ये दिल टूटा….!
पर चोदने का शौक साला फिर भी ना छूटा..!
 बचपन मे “भूतों” के..,
जवानी मे “चूतों” के…
और
बुढापे मे “यमदूतों” के सपने
दिमाग की माँ चोदकर रख देते हैं। जिंदगी की कोई औक़ात नही होती,
२-३पैग बिना रात नही होती
ये “Kmino Ka Group” है मेरी जान
इश्क, दारू, सिगरेट के बिना यहाँ बात
नही होती..।








Happy Valentines Day
If there was ever an occasion during the year that appears over whelmingly pleasant, yet in actual fact just a sordid excuse for a day, it would be Happy Valentines day. And for those unfortunate people who are actually bothering to read this email I suggest you refrain from judge me and accusing me of being basically bitter. Yes, I do admit that once again I am single on Happy Valentines Day and hence will not receive a gift, but this is not foundation of my outright disinterest and disapproval of this "loving occasion".Happy Valentine's Day

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